trickybrit

bartender

In love, poetry on April 5, 2009 at 4:57 pm

bartending is a branch of show business. your bartender can flirt as heavy as he wants without danger of being taken for real, thanks to the wide spread of wood between him and the customers.
Thom Gunn

he tended bar on Sundays
and i didn’t think Jesus would mind
if i substituted a pint for sacramental wine.

he knew me by name
and had my drink on the counter before i’d even sat down.
30 minutes in i’d get a free shot.
30 more, a handful of quarters for the jukebox.

then one Sunday
–the Sunday i stopped drinking–
a girl came in to visit him at closing time.
he leaned forward on teh bar and smiled at her.
(i looked up from my drink, just in time to see it).

since then i’ve been hanging out at the DMV
where nobody is friendly.
the woman behind the counter never smiles.

“never fall in love with a bartender,” i tell her
“only thing you’ll wake up with
is a hangover.”

quote of the day

In humor, non-fiction on March 26, 2009 at 7:44 pm

is it wonderful, tommy, to be young and thin, your shirt untucked without worry that you look like a tent?

-CFO

awaken the giant [fat idiot] within

In humor, politics on March 20, 2009 at 1:37 pm

me: wouldn’t that be awesome if there was a character that was the opposite of tony robbins, and instead of being a motivational speaker he drove people to kill themselves? a demotivational speaker

victoria: his name is rush limbaugh